Falling Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher "The Law Of Gravity Kept Us From Falling Off The Earth."
Student "What Kept Us Falling From The Earth Before The Law Was Passed?"
A 4 year old girl from Florida died last week when the family's 27 inch flat-screen TV fell over on her while she was watching cartoons. Recent studies have actually shown that in the past 2 years over 17,000 children have been injured by falling flat-screen TVs.
Apparently human beings aren't the only ones who think childhood obesity is a problem.
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
The sky is falling. The sun is rising.
The sky is falling... No, I'm tipping over backwards.
The sky already fell. Now what?
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented?
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier.
“I wish I could say the same about mine, ” said the other.
“You could if you could lie as I do. ”
A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.
“Are you hurt? ” asked another.
“I don’t know yet, ” a weak voice was heard, “am still falling! ”
What is the difference between a man falling from the fristfloor and a man falling from the nineth floor? Ans: the man falling
From the first floor will first fall and then say'aaaaaaaaa". the man falling from the nineth floor will first say'aaaaaaaaa"
And then fall.