Fang Jokes

A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

A vampire joke
What’s a vampire’s favourite drink?
A bloody mary!

A ghost joke
Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!

A vampire joke
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
“Auld Fang Syne”!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts learn songs?
They read the sheet music!

A vampire joke
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!

A witch joke
What’s the best way of seeing a witch?
On the television!

A man in a bar with his Labrador at his feet was intrigued to see another dog owner enter the bar. "That's a strange looking dog you have there," he said.

"Yes, he is rather," said the newcomer, "But he's a great fighter."

"Is he now? I bet he isn't as good a fighter as my Fang here."

"All right - how much do you wanna bet?"

"Ten dollars."

"You're on."

So the two men let their dogs fight. Eventually the Labrador crawled, battered and bloody, to his master's side.

"I'd never thought I'd see Fang get defeated," said the loser's master, handing over the ten dollars, "Especially by such an odd-looking one like yours."

"Yes, he does look a little peculiar," agreed the winner's master. "But he looked even odder before I shaved his mane off..."

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A. They're afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A. Dayscare centers. Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A. His ghoul friend. Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I Scream. Q. What do witches put on their hair? A. Scare spray. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bamboo. Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A. Boo boos. Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin. Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies? A. They're good at keeping things under wraps. Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A. Because everyone was a goblin! Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet? A. With a pumpkin patch. Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang? A. His other fang.

A man in a bar with his Labrador at his feet was intrigued to see another dog owner enter the bar. "That's a strange looking dog you have there," he said.
"Yes, he is rather," said the newcomer, "But he's a great fighter."
"Is he now? I bet he isn't as good a fighter as my Fang here."
"All right - how much do you wanna bet?"
"Ten dollars."
"You're on."
So the two men let their dogs fight. Eventually the Labrador crawled, battered and bloody, to his master's side.
"I'd never thought I'd see Fang get defeated," said the loser's master, handing over the ten dollars, "Especially by such an odd-looking one like yours."
"Yes, he does look a little peculiar," agreed the winner's master. "But he looked even odder before I shaved his mane off..."

A man in a bar with his Labrador at his feet was intrigued to see another dog owner enter the bar.' That's a strange looking dog you have there,' he said.

'Yes, he is rather,' said the newcomer,' but he's a great fighter.'

'Is he now? I bet he isn't as good a fighter as my Fang here.'

'All right - how much do you wanna bet?'

'Ten dollars.'

'You're on.'

So the two men let their dogs fight. Eventually the Labrador crawled, battered and bloody, to his master's side.

'I'd never thought I'd see Fang get defeated,' said the loser's master, handing over the ten dollars,' especially by such an odd-looking one like yours.'

'Yes, he does look a little peculiar,' agreed the winner's master.' But he looked even odder before I shaved his mane off. . . '