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Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction. When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans.
A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country, she called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she could walk off any ill effect by the time she reached home. So she stopped at the diner, and before she knew it she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted.
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Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked
beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a
very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.
Then one day she met a man and fell in love.
When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to
herself, "
He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go
for this carrying on."
She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from
work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and
told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.
On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the
baked beans was more than she could stand.
Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would
walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.
So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had
consumed three large orders of more...