Fashion Jokes / Recent Jokes
1. What is height of Fashion?
- Dhoti with a zip.
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
- Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
-A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
- A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
- A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the more...
Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?" ) before they get a chance to take yours. Order confusing items, i. e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please". When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. more...
Answering that age old question, "Why Didn't He Call?":
Guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as: The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You.
This is why all married guys assume that all unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spray can while eating onion dip straight from the container. (This is also true of married guys, although statistically they are far more likely to be using a spoon.)
So guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when a guy goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her more...
A fashion designer said Keifer Sutherland head butted him in a bar Tuesday. The fashion designer said he would have much preferred a pile driver. Next on Keifer's hit list include a manicurist, florist, and hairdresser.
Darling," seductively sighed the fashion model, "if I didn't wear all these beautiful clothes, would you still think me attractive?"
He smiled, and replied, "Test me."
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.
Fashion designers disagreed about how to dress this nude Italian woman