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GUIDE TO SAFE FAX



Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?

A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many
single people who fax complete strangers every day.



Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND
WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMOS TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY
WERE TWENTYONE. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK SOMEONE SHOULD BE
BEFORE THEY CAN FAX?

A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the
correct procedure.



Q: IF I FAX MYSELF, WILL I GO BLIND?

A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.



Q: THERE IS A PLACE ON OUR STREET WHERE YOU CAN GO AND PAY
FOR FAX. IS THIS LEGAL?

A: Yes. many people have no other outlet for their fax drives
and must pay a "professional" when their needs to fax
become too great.



Q: SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR more...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people
who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were
only allowed to write memos to each other until they were 21. How old
do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be
performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax.
Is this legal?
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and
must pay a "professional" when their need to fax becomes too great.
Q: Should a cover always be used before faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should
be used to insure safe fax.

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were 21. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their need to fax becomes too great.
Q: Should a cover always be used before faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.

Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMOS TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY WERE TWENTYONE. HOW OLD DO YOU THINK SOMEONE SHOULD BE BEFORE THEY CAN FAX?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure.
Q: IF I FAX MYSELF, WILL I GO BLIND?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: THERE IS A PLACE ON OUR STREET WHERE YOU CAN GO AND PAY FOR FAX. IS THIS LEGAL?
A: Yes. many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and Must pay a "professional" when their needs to fax become too great.
Q: SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a cover sheet should be used to insure safe fax.
Q: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I INCORRECTLY DO THE PROCEDURE AND I FAX more...

Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people
who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only
allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old
do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you can learn the correct
procedures.
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is
this legal?
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must
pay a "professional" when their needs to fax become too great.
Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should
be used to insure safe fax.
Q: What happens when I incorrectly more...