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Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.
Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?
Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Wimal: Logic is very easy.
Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: so, logically, your are married.
Mahinda: YES.
Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Mahinda was very glad and more...
This fat lady walks into a pet store and she see's a bird that she wants to buy. She goes to the manager and say's "I want this bird."
The manager say's that the bird had a bad owner before he was brought to us. She said that she will treat him well.
The first night with the bird she is feeding him and she accedentily lifts up his left leg and screams "HALLELUAH!" The next night she is feeding the bird she accedentily lifts up his right leg and the bird screams "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The lady found this quite interesting so she invited the priest over for dinner the next night. After a good meal the fat lady walks the priest over to the bird and lifts up his right leg and once again screams "HALLELUAH!" She lifts up his right leg and it screams "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The priest found this ver fascinating and said to the lady "I wonder what would happen if u lift both legs up?"
The bird replies with a simple more...
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns
and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding
out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her
antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else
could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you
see I'm winning."
When our Cricketers Die
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there `s cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies,
"I dunno. But let `s make a deal: if I die first, I `ll come back and tell you if there `s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin `s ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says more...
There was a mother and her 6-year-old son sitting at a table in a restaurant. Behind the 6-year-old-son, there was a woman breast feeding her newborn child. The 6-year-old stands up in his seat, reaches over and grabs the breast of the woman that is breast feeding and says, "got milk?"
^ True story