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Feeling better, Castro intends to try out for the US Olympic team.

Fidel Castro's brother Raul has taken control of Cuba. Hard-liner Raul's ascendance to power is being called "disturbing" by Condoleezza Rice and "inspirational" by Jeb Bush.

According to the CIA, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has survived an astonishing 638 attempts on his life. Said one analyst, "Two more and he ties 50 Cent."

So what will Castro use to write his memoirs on?

After 47 years in power, Fidel Castro, left, delegated power on Monday evening to his brother, Raul, before he underwent surgery. Raul immediately stopped production of his current project, a raft made of two inner tubes and an old refrigerator.