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The Franklin Factor:
Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
The Rat Race:
If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
The Eyeglass Prescription:
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date.
You'll look better, and he will too.
The Ring Rule:
A watched telephone never rings.
The Creep Call:
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night.
It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
The Fishing Forecast:
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea.
But who wants to go out with a fish?
The Psychological Prognosis:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable by marriage.
The Rope Trick:
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
Mind Over Matter:
No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
The Fault Finder:
The faster way to discover more...
Finding the "perfect" mate
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the more...
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple!
Fault finding is like window washing. All the dirt seems to be on the other side.
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example... The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40, 000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth." In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead." Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off." The American more...
Amit: what's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating? Sumit: finding half a maggot!!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example...
The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth."
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers more...