Fines Jokes

The NBA has fined Houston's Rick Adelman, Portland's Nate McMillan and Boston's Doc Rivers for publicly criticizing referees during the NBA playoffs. The fines fit in with the NBA's new slogan: "I love this game! Because I'm told I have to."

A Wisconsin woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines. Sadly, this is not the first time she has run afoul of the law. She had a previous criminal record for jaywalking and removing a matress tag.

Got this from my friend Ana E. Muss
A couple of years ago at college, I went to the library to get a signed statement that I did not have any unpaid library fines. This was required to get my exam results. The woman at the counter wrote down my name and student ID followed by, "does not have any fines at the libara." She crossed off the last word and tried again with "liberery", then crossed that out and wrote "here."
I wonder what she uses as her job title?