Firefighter Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus? A. FireWeb. ... of course!
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time thenone day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch herpass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off. .. one jumped up and headed for the door. .. his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the devil. "I don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the fireman says. The devil replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're using it for a fan."
Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.