Firefighter Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT, FUEL, OXYGEN, or the CHIEF!

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. Theyre even "fast" asleep!