Firefighter Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus? A. FireWeb. ... of course!

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out. A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys mouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to the firefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lake dry".

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find anybirds they shoot. One year they didt go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemenwho used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting butthe farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didnt have areplacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he sawthem he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R. F. D. guys asked the farmer what theCorona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fineuntil one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer saidthey renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit more...

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.