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Paddy went to the doctors and he said doctor doctor i got a dead rat stuck up my arse wat r u gonna give me doctor i give u a shag for the night.
Why did the chicken cross the road to the the flesh shop?
To get his flesh back.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop.

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed,"Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who havecommitted adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof ofyour mouf!"

How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse more...