Florida Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three more people attacked by alligators in rural Florida this week.

What’s the panic about? Starving alligators have always eaten trash. Now because it’s white, people make a big deal out of it?

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got' em."

Republican Congressman Mark Foley had cyber-sex with teenaged male interns.

President Bush denounced the action saying, "I'm against sex with children, especially since Jeff Gannon's available."

After signing a deal to coach the Orlando Magic, Billy Donovan went back to the University of Florida. As part of a big misunderstanding, Al Sharpton demanded a public apology after hearing Donovan’s desire to “renege”.

Mark Foley has made arrangements to enter a renowned in-patient facility for alcoholism. President Bush nixed the idea saying, "There is no room in the White House."

The cold wave might be easing up. Restaurant owners down in Floridahave begun to report sightings of the ”coupon-clutching early bird”.