Flower Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily!
"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
A BOY in love with a girl presented her with a lotus flower. In return the girl gave him a tight slap across his face. The boy was taken aback and asked, I gave you a flower and you paid me back in this way. Why?'
The girl replied,' You gave me a kamal which is the emblem of the BJP and I gave you haath which is the emblem of the Congress party.'
Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.
At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"
Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all."
"Memory school? What memory school?"
Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? A really pretty flower...?"
"A rose?"
"Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer. Another young ladysaw her and asked, "What are you doing?"The first one answered, "I'm making socks andsweater for some soldier boy!"
A blonde had 3 children, the oldest walks up to her and asks "momma why is my name floating flower?" and the blonde replies "well when you were a baby a flower floated on your head." "thanks mom" then the middle child comes up and say whyd you name me flower feather and she replied because when you were born a beautiful feather floated on your head. the kid thanked her and left. then the blonde hears "mwahugugfah"*in mental voice(no fense any1)* then the blonde replies "shut up cinder block"