Flower Jokes / Recent Jokes
A flower vendor was normally quite successful at unloading his last few bunches of flowers.
Appealing to a businessman who was walking by on his way home, the vendor said, "How about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?"
"I don't have a wife," the businessman replied gruffly.
"Well then, how about some beautiful carnations for your girlfriend?" suggested the vendor, without missing a beat.
"I don't have a girlfriend," snapped the businessman.
"You lucky fellow!" the vendor said, as he broke into a big smile. "Buy both bunches to celebrate!"
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
The rest of the story is not pleasant.
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. ”
He addressed the men, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower? ”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t it? ”
The rest of the story is not pleasant.
Once upon a time, there was one english man was walking. Suddenly he saw one morron, hindu and a muslim. He asked hindu "what is your favourite flower" hindu replied "lotus" "ha, i clean my shit with that" "chameli" replied muslim "ha i clean my shit with that" he asked morron "what is your favourite flower" "cactus"
What is a dogs favourite flower? Anything in your garden!