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Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle to preserve the Egg of Life through the rigors of impendingwinter. The rites begin at the Autumn Equinox and culminate on thefirst day of the New Year, with great festivals identified with bowlsof plenty. The festivals are associated with flowers such as roses; fruits such as oranges; farm crops such as cotton; and even sun-worshipand appeasement of great reptiles such as alligators. In these rites, the Egg of Life is symbolized by what is called"The Oval", an inflated bladder covered with hog skin. The conventionof "The Oval" is repeated in the architectural oval-shaped design ofthe vast outdoor churches in which the services are held every sabbathin every town and city. Also every Sunday in the greater centers ofpopulation where an advanced priesthood performs. These enormouschurches dominate every college campus; no other edifice compares insize with them, and more...
The Tennessee Titans wiped the field with the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day. We haven't seen a mismatch that bad since the original Thanksgiving.
A dozen Klansmen protested a football game at the University Of Mississippi for not playing "Dixie" at the game. There were also plans to protest the black athletes, but the KKK had money riding on the over.
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
The NFL has declined to punish Raiders coach Tom Cable. Except for the part where he still has to coach the Raiders.
A nfl guy walks in to a bar and he said no one can beat me! but then a little guy walks up and says i can! so the nfl guy says name your game the man says bar room football.the nfl guy says how do you play? the man said you drink a picher of beer pull down you pants and fart. so thay do this about seven times. the nfl guys up he drinks a picher of beer pulls down his pants the little man runs over and puts his foot up his but and said block field goal!!!
Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?
A: Because he threw like a ghoul!