Football Jokes / Recent Jokes

Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler says he has a stronger arm than John Elway. In fairness, Elway is almost 50.

CBS will be airing an anti-abortion ad durring the Super Bowl this year. The ad revolves around how Tim Tebow could have been aborted instead of becoming the Heisman Trophy winner he is today. Results not typical. Your experience may vary.

The Denver Broncos have traded Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins for two first round picks and a felon to be named later.

Cincinnati is considering signing free-agent cornerback Ty Law. It's a surprising turn of events since the Bengals generally run away from the Law.

A Denver Broncos fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Mile High Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.The guy said, "Yes, that`s my wife`s seat. We have never missed a game since the Craig Morton days, but now my wife is dead."The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn`t find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together."Oh no." the guy said. "They`re all at the funeral."

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yah, get a load of this!" And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, "Hell yah!" and he sprinted from endzone to endzone like lightning.The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you pass a football?"The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Hell yah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"

One man to another, "My wife thinks I put football before marriage, even though we just celebrated our third season together."