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One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."

Bubba and Billy Bob were driving down the road, drinking a couple of beer. "Look thar up ahead," said Bubba, "it's a poll-ice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers."
"Don'tcha worry, Bubba," said Billy Bob, "We'll pull over and finish drinikin' these beers, peel off the labels, stick 'em on our foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" Bubba asked. "Never ya mind, Bubba. Just let me do the talkin'," replied Billy Bob.
They both finished their beer, put the labels on their foreheads and threw the empty bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the sherrif asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir, we're on the patch!" replied Billy Bob.

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead Earl. It's a po-leece roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talking, okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir." said Earl. "We're on the patch."

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver spots lights flashing in his mirror. The cops are on his tail.
The passenger says, "What are we going to do?"
The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our bottles and we'll each stick one on our foreheads. Then shove the bottles under the seat and let me do the talking."
They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks the driver for his license. He asks him, "have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, sir!" replies the driver.
"I watched you weave back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?"
"Oh, no, sir. We haven't had a thing to drink all night."
"Well, I'll have to ask you, then, what on earth are those things on your more...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, its a police roadblock!! Were gonna get busted fer drinkin these here beers!!""Dont worry, Bubba," Earl said. "Well just pull over and finish drinkin these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.""What fer?", asked Bubba."Just let me do the talkin, OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?""No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "Were on the patch."