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Quick!...What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)
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You're pretty weird...most people use a Spoon! :)

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!
Spell Fort 5 times
Say Fort 4 times
Spell Fort 4 times
Say Fort 3 times
Spell Fort two times
Say Fort once
Quick!...What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)
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You're pretty weird...most people use a spoon! :)

Once Santa Got Down At Agra. He Thought That It Was Delhi And Searched For Taxies Which Would Take Him To The Red Fort. Every Taxi Driver Told Him He Didn't Know The Road To The Red Fort. After Nearly Twelve Hours, He Met Anbanta. The Santa Asked:"Do You Know The Road To The Red Fort?"
The Banta Asked Him:"When Did You Arrive Here?"
The Santa Answered:"This Morning. Why?"
The Banta Said:"That's A Relief! What Stupid City This Is! I've Been Here A Whole Month Searching For The Qutubminar!"

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!

Spell Fort 5 times
Say Fort 4 times
Spell Fort 4 times
Say Sort 3 times
Spell Fort two times
Say Fort once

Quick!... What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)
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You're pretty weird... most people use a Spoon!: )

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
74. Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort for an entire weekend.