Foursome Jokes / Recent Jokes

One morning, a foursome of men were waiting at the men's tee, while another foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies' tee.
The ladies were really taking their sweet time. Finally, when the last woman was ready to hit the ball, she hacked it about ten feet, then went over to the ball and hacked it another ten feet or so.
She looked up at the men, who are watching, and said apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replied, "Now, you see that is your problem. You should have taken' golf lessons' instead."

With waning enthusiasm for the sport, a foursome of seniors hit the golf course.
"Seems these hills are getting steeper as the years go by," moaned the first senior.
"Boy, these fairways really seem to be getting longer too," complained the second.
"What about these sand traps!" They seem to be much bigger than I remember them," groaned the third.
Having heard enough from his three buddies, the oldest and wisest of the group said, "Stop complaining. Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!"

Four international businessmen are on the golf course, and there is a ringing sound.
The Canadian guy goes to his golf bag, pulls out his cellular phone and talks for a minute with his office.
"Very important to be in touch these days," he says.
"Yes," his golfing partners agree. A little bit later another, a different ring is heard, and the American golfer holds his hand up to his head (as if to imitate talking on the phone) and starts talking in what is clearly a real conversation.
After the call he explains to his friends, "It's the very latest in cellular technology - a speaker is attached to my thumb, and a microphone to my pinky. You can't even tell I have it on."
A couple of holes later, a different, muted, ringing sound is heard, and the German businessman in the foursome stands erect and begins talking, again an obviously real conversation. When finished he explains, "This really is the latest in cellular technology. more...

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9. 30 okay?" George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me." The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them. They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9. 30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me." The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9. 30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked. George said, "Sure if I’m ten minutes late…"Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you’re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed." George said, "Well, that’s true – I’m more...

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I'm ten minutes late…"
Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you're always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."
George said, "Well, that's more...

Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?
Monica Lewinski... OJ Simpson... Ted Kennedy...& Bill Clinton
Monica is a hooker... OJ is a slicer... Kennedy can't drive over water... & Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.

Four international businessmen are on the golf course, and there is a ringing sound.
The Canadian guy goes to his golf bag, pulls out his cellular phone and talks for a minute with his office.
"Very important to be in touch these days," he says.
"Yes," his golfing partners agree. A little bit later another, a different ring is heard, and the American golfer holds his hand up to his head (as if to imitate talking on the phone) and starts talking in what is clearly a real conversation.
After the call he explains to his friends, "It's the very latest in cellular technology - a speaker is attached to my thumb, and a microphone to my pinky. You can't even tell I have it on."
A couple of holes later, a different, muted, ringing sound is heard, and the German businessman in the foursome stands erect and begins talking, again an obviously real conversation. When finished he explains, "This really is the latest in cellular technology. A more...