Foursome Jokes / Recent Jokes

A foursome was waiting at the men's tee when a foursome of ladies was hitting from the women's tee.
The women were really taking their time until finally, the last one was ready to hit the ball. She hacked it about 10 feet, went over to it, hacked it another ten feet, looked up at the men waiting patiently and said apologetically, "Looks like all those fucking lessons I took over the winter sure didn't help."
"Maybe that's your problem," one of the men immediately grumbled, "You should have been taking golf lessons instead!"

One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"
George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.
They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."
The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I'm ten minutes late…"
Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute… You always say you may be ten minutes late. But you're always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."
George said, "Well, that's more...