Frankenstein Jokes

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But whats it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.