Frankenstein Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! Ive invented the square tub. . .
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at chasing submarines.