Fridge Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

There is a couple that have a hard time having a child. So this couple goes to a sperm clinic to get a sperm for the wife. The doctor tells the couple to keep the whitesh looking liquid (sperms) in this cup he hands them in the refridgerator. So they go home and put the cup in the fridge. One day when it was finally time for the sperm, the couple looked into the fridge and could not find it! They are searching aorund everywhere and still don't find it. Then Sally (their adopted child) comes into the kitchen ready for school. Sally says "Ok I'm ready for school, oh and by the way thanks for that milk you left for me. It was very sweet."

Q: What id the difference between a fridge and a woman?
A: The Fridge doesn't fart when you put meat in them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!

A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Yugo! ” The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes I have a phone. ” The driver of the Yugo says, “Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo! ” The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator. ” The driver of the Yugo says, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo! ” The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, “Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world! ” The driver of the Yugo says, “Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo! ” Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the more...

IT is the latest model fridge in India, completely frost-free and all that,' said Anil Babu, the proud owner, to his friend Sunil Babu.
Sunil Babu smiled.' You have seen my 20-year-old fridge. It is still in good working condition and of late, it has became frost-free like yours,' he said.
'But that is incredible!'
'Nothing is impossible these days. Electric supply by DESU is favourable. Before ice is formed in the fridge, the current goes off. This on-off continues all the day, every day of the week, so much so, that all the fridges in our locality, old and new alike, have developed this High-Tech Frost-Free ability.'

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?