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A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.
He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"
The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

The student said it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear."

The teacher said, "You what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,' PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

Black guy walks into a doctor's surgery with a frog on the top of his
head.
The doctor says "sit down please and tell me what the problem is".
Then the frog says "doctor, I've got this blackhead on my arse"

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head. He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?" The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"

One day a red-head, a burnette and a blond were walking on the beach when the trip over a magic mirrior.
This little face pops out at them and says if the can tell him one true thrue thing about themselves they can have anyhting they desire.
But if they lie he will turn them into a frog. So the red-head goes first,"I think I am the smartest person in the world."
The mirrior said that she could have anything she disired and she wanted a thousand dollars and she got it.
Now it was the burnettes turn and she said,"I think I am the second smartest person in the world" and the mirrior she could have anything she disired. She wanted a million dollars and she got it.
Finally it was the blondes turn. She stepped up to the mirrior and said,"Let me get this straight, all I gotta do is say one true thing about myself and then I get what ever I desire.
The mirrior said that that was correct, but if it was a lie he would turn her into a frog. She more...

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.
He sits down and the doctor says, “What’s the problem? ”
The frog says, “Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass? ”