Garbage Jokes / Recent Jokes
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older
she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife more...
An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn’t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, “Hey you, what are you doing? ”
“I have to throw this away, ” replied the tourist.
“You can’t throw it away here. Look, follow me, ” the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. “Here, ” said the cop, “dump all the garbage you want. ”
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
“Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy? ” asked the tourist.
“No. This is the American Embassy. ”
The Garbage Men Were Just About To Leave The Street When A Woman Came Running Out Of The House Carrying Some Cardboard Boxes. "Am I Too Late For The Garbage?" She Called. "No, Lady," Replied One Of The Men, "Jump Right In!"
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he repliesTo this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career.""Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.' Am I too late for the garbage? ' she called.' No,' replied one of the men,' jump right in! '
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.