General Motors Jokes

General Motors and Segway Inc. announced this week that they are working together to develop a two-wheeled, two seat, electric vehicle that is designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive, and clean alternative to cars and trucks. General Motors is hoping that the vehicle is the beginning of reinventing the company to begin turning a profit and pay back the government loans that have been keeping the company afloat. There is no timetable for when the cars will become available, but the price has been set at $2 billion dollars each.

So apparently GM will be building Hondas and Toyotas.

General Motors made headlines with the new Chevrolet Volt electric car.
Among its amazing features, it is said to get 230 miles per gallon, and, because of its amazing gas millage, is rumored to run on gas companies tears.

Finally, a stimulus that will work for General Motors - Toyota gas pedals!

Running back Cadillac Williams did not play despite being cleared by team doctors. He's so determined to not run, he's changing his name to "Geo" Williams.