Generica Jokes / Recent Jokes
Here are the latest terms to add to your vocabulary in the office environment.
Assmosis- The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
Blamestorming- Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager- A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps all over everything and then leaves.
Salmon Day- The experience of spending an entire day swimming up stream only to get screwed and die in the end.
Chainsaw Consultant- An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used by microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.
Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from more...