Geneva Jokes

In President Bush's town hall speak, he said.
"Captured terrorists can not use the Geneva Convention laws to sue our people in US Courts."

Terrorists call "shenanigans"

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The largest bay in the world is Hudson Bay, Canada
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The largest church in the world is Bascilica of St.Peter, Vatican City, Rome
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The largest peninsula in the world is Arabia
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The largest gulf in the world is Gulf of Mexico
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The tallest statue in the world is the Motherland, Volgograd, Russia
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The largest railway tunnel in the world is the Oshimzu Tunnel, Japan
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The world's loneliest island is the Tristan da Cunha
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The word 'Quiz' was coined by Jim Daly, Irishman
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The original meaning of 'Quiz' was Trick
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The busiest shopping centre of London is Oxford Street
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The residence of the Queen in London is Buckingham Palace
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Adolf Hitler was born in Austria
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The country whose National Anthem has only music but no words is Bahrain
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The largest cinema in the world is the Fox Theatre, Detroit, USA
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The country where there are no cinema more...

The state of the world had reached such cataclysmic proportions, that the religious leaders of the planet decided that it was time to get together and put past differences behind them. Only through godliness, it was felt, would the human race have a chance to survive. If believers in different faiths could get along, then all the non-believers in the world would follow suit.
A big conference was held in Geneva, which was attended by all the leaders of the world's major and not so major religions. However, it soon became apparent that the job at hand was not going to be as simple as they thought. After all, hadn't religion been the main cause for persecution, war and general bloodshed for thousands of years? All the participants decided that they would go away for six months in order to discuss matters with their co-religionists to look for compromises that could be made. In this way, it was hoped, believers would find other creeds more palatable.
For half a year, the whole more...