George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

President Bush arrives in the "States of America" helicopter-after learning that Alaska and Hawaii aren't connected.

President Bush is vowing he will not back down in his support for UN Ambassador John Bolton. Having heard that, Bolton’s already packing up his office.

Amid allegations he snorted crystal meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, evangelical leader Ted Haggard is entering “spiritual rehab.” It was either that, or the West Hollywood samba competition.

A Kansas woman who lost her voice nearly three years ago, suddenly started talking again. Doctors were stunned; her husband was pissed.

Due to the recent terror plot, President Bush reassured the American people, "This country is safer than it was prior to 9-11 not just because we now have a terror alert system, but because the terrorists also have two less targets."

President Bush has been very stingy with pardons during his time in office. Some high profile individuals such as Michael Milken, Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, and Louisiana Gov. Edwin W. Edwards have yet to receive pardons. In fact, your best chance for a pardon under Bush is if your name is Tom Turkey.