George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Bush compared Congress' Democratic leaders Thursday to people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century.

The Democrats responded that Bush has only two years left in office, but they'll pay more attention and will make sure he doesn't become like those dictators.

George W. Bush marked September 11th with silence. People around the world agree it was his most intelligent statement to date.

ABC News reported today that President Bush's twin daughter had her purse and cell phone taken while she was dining in a Buenos Aires restaurant. In an unrelated story, the AP has reported that the USS Abraham Lincoln is headed to South America.

President Bush officially pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey today at the White House. Quite remarkable for someone who sentenced a record number of people to death during his stint as governor of Texas. There he goes showing his compassionate conservative side again.I guess as the terms'subpoena' and'impeachment' get cast around Congress so does'pardon' and'amnesty' in the Executive Branch.

George Bush was recently quoted by Bob Woodward as saying, “I’ll stay in Iraq even if the only support I have left is from my wife and my dog.” .
In other news, Spot has officially come out against the war.

President Bush said of the war in Iraq, " I will not withdraw."
Bush senior said those words 60 years ago when he was on top of Barbara and look where we are now.

The Associated Press has officially declared Democratic challenger, Jon Tester, the winner in the U.S. Senate race in Montana, bringing the Senate up to a total of 50 Democrats.
President Bush admitted to being a bit shocked by the news. Not so much by the Democratic takeover of Congress as by the realization that Montana is a real place.
“I thought it was like Narnia,” he was quoted as saying. "Every time I get my coat out of the wardrobe, I think, Maybe this is the time I'll end up in Montana."