George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

In President Bush's town hall speak, he said.
"Captured terrorists can not use the Geneva Convention laws to sue our people in US Courts."

Terrorists call "shenanigans"

A White House insider claims that President Bush is uncomfortable around women because he loves fart jokes. This is in contrast to President Clinton, who was comfortable around women because he loved fat jokes.

In President Bush's State of the Union address he called for greater production of ethanol using America's corn. This, however, is expected to drastically raise the price of corn liquor.






Which has got some folks a might sore

In a bold move to save the world, President Bush saved actress Hayden Panettiere from her trailor on the set of Heros exclaiming, "That was a close one."

Former Pres. George HW Bush fainted while playing golf with friends Sunday in 94-degree heat.

President GW Bush assured the public his father is undergoing re-hyderization and is expected to regain full hyderocity.

"We are renewed in our efforts to track down the evil-doers, they can run, but they can't hyderize! Heh heh."

Practitioners of the Mayan religion in Guatemala were upset with President Bush's visit to a Mayan holy site and promised to hold a purification ritual to cleanse the site of bad spirits because of the President's persecution of immigrants and bloodthirsty, war-like tendencies.

Spokesmen said the ritualistic cleansing would include a bloodletting, vivisection and the ever popular live beating heart removal from Moe, Larry, Curly and two friends pictured below.

Iran’sPresident, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, declared today before the U.N. General Assemblythat, “the American empire” is nearing its end.
Shortly afterward, President Bush retorted: "Of course this isn’t the end of the American empire. How else would we keep track of whether thepitch was a strike or a ball?”