George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

In a recent speech, President Bush said, "I'm not going to pull our troops off the battlefield before the mission is complete."

But I thought...but didn't he...

Yesterday a man threw two shoes at President Bush. He missed the President both times and failed to win a stuffed animal for his girlfriend.

In a recent interview with al-Arabiya TV, President Bush said, "The God that the Muslim prays to is the same God that I pray to."

Apparently, unbeknownst to us, Bush at some point converted to Islam. Maybe there is something to all those 9/11 conspiracy theories after all!

In attempts to avoid further flying shoes, President Bush canceled all upcoming international meetings, except for those in Japanese homes.Any press is good press, said Tom McCann.

People like to compare George Bush to Adolf Hitler which I think is insane. I mean, yeah, they're both paranoid fanatics with a Messianic Complex, but guess what? Hitler won his election.

George Bush says he's a Born again Christian. I think he's more of a Muslim. I mean he comes from a big oil family, he's against women's rights, and I can't understand a fucking word he says.

In a time of disastrous war, unemployment, unheard-of deficits, domestic spying, the erosion of church/state separation, voter fraud, and the ruin of America's reputation, Bush will hold a Rose Garden press conference to endorse the most important issue facing our nation: a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.
Obviously, the only thing you should be allowed to have up your ass is your head.