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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
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A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
there are three santas 2 fake ones and the real santa
the first fake one goes into a hotell and says i need a room
the hotell clerk said we dont have any rooms butt a haunted
room and we dont rent that one out, the fake santa says
i dont believe in ghost's so when he got to his room
he heard a voice say I'M THE GHOST OF JEANIE WEINIE GIVEME
YOUR BALLS OR ELSE I'LL EAT YOUR WEINIE. the fake santa
jumped out the window. the second fake santa came in the
room and he heard a voice say I'M THE GHOST OF JEANI
WEINIE GIVE ME YOUR BALLS OUR ELSE ILL EAT YOUR WEINIE
and hejumped out the windom. then the real santa came in
and heard I'M THE GHOST OF JEANIE WIENIE GIVE ME YOUR
BALLS OR ELSE ILL EAT YOUR WIENIE. and he said "I'M THE
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST TOUCH MY BALLS I'LL KICK YOUR
ASS!
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.