Ghost Jokes / Recent Jokes
A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child “Camera”?
Because they were always snapping!
A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!
A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!
A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. “Are you an unmade bed?
” asked his friends “No, I’m an undercover agent!
” A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
A demon joke
What is the demons’ favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!
A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
”Nice to meat you”!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!
A demon joke
What do demons have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!
A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it’s so good for the bones!
A werewolf joke
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by it’s tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain, these two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) This old man kept knocking, so the driver said "well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window down part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???"
The old man softly replied, "you have any tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!"
"Well offer him a more...
A Halloween joke
Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they’re crab apples!
A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!
A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!
A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!
A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
”I couldn’t eat another mortal! ”
A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
A ghost joke
When can’t you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they’re not dead!
A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!
A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They’re having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
“Have a nice bite”!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!
Whats the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts