Girls Vs Boys Jokes / Recent Jokes

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

A boy was following a girl,

Girl: Dont follow me, Becoz my mother is coming behind u,

Boy: Dont u worry, My father is following her.

Boy: Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Girl: Really?

Boy: Yes.

After marrid boy left her with in week,

Grl: Y u did?

Boy: jaan mainy kha tha tmy apna bna k choro ga.