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three chineese men were traveling to america. when they got there the first chineese man took singing lessons and learned to sing memememememe.the second man went to a steakery and learned to say knife and fork. the third chinese man went into a candy store and learned to say goodie goodie gum drops. The men then went to see a movie. at the movie a man got viciously murdered. the police arrived and asked the chinese men who did this. the first man said mememememe. the cop then asked with what he did it. the second man said knife and fork. the cop got angry and said your going to jail. the third man said goodie goodie gum drops.

Three men are sitting next to a dead guy. The first one can only say, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" The second one can say, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Finally, the third one can say, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"
A cop comes by and asks the first one if he killed the man. Unable to say anything else, he says, "Yup! Yup! Yup!" Then he asks the second man, "What weapons did you use?" The second man says, "Forks and Knives. Forks and knives." Astonished, he is taken back for a second and then tells them all that they will go to jail. The third man tries to plead, "Goddie, goodie gumdrops! Goodie, goodie gumdrops!"

There were three Chinese men in England wanting to learn some English. So, one went into a Bingo place, another in a restaurant and the other into a sweet shop.
"
YES!!!"
Someone shouted in the Bingo place so he learnt that. The one in the restaurant learnt "
KNIVES AND FORKS!!!"
And finally the last one learnt "
GOODIE GOODIE!!!"
from the little kiddies in the sweetie shop.
All of a sudden, the local police come along and ask,
"
Have you killed someone???"
And the first one said "
YES!!!"
"
With what???!!!"
the police added.
"
KNIVES AND FORKS!!!"
the second carried on.
The police said after "
What have you got to say for yourself, huh?"
"
GOODIE GOODIE!"
the last one says!!!