Gorilla Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,' Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for Gorilla Removers so he calls the number.The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. Then I can get the gorilla into the back of the van.""What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!"
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla that had escaped from the zoo in his tree. He quickly calls the zoo and is told that the zoo keeper will be right over.
A short time later, the zoo keeper arrives, bringing with him a large stick, a dog, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions:
"I'm going to poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, this trained dog will bite his balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands, trying to protect himself, and this will give you time to put the handcuffs on him. OK?"
"OK," the man says, "but what's the shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the zoo keeper says, "shoot the damn dog!"
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Which two names figure prominently in every Apes diet? Ben/Anna!