Gorilla Jokes / Recent Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, Uncle Simian Wants You!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote' The Apes of Wrath!'

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!