Gorrilla Jokes

It was closing time at the local sports-oriented pub and the only people left there were the bar keep, a drunk, and a gorilla standing in the corner. The barkeep looks at the drunk and said, "Wanna see something neat?"
He whistled to the gorilla, the gorilla came over and stood in front of the bar keep. The barkeep lightly tapped the gorrilla on the head with a small plastic bat he kept behind the bar, immediately the gorrilla dropped to his knees and gave the man a blow job.
When he was done, the barkeep looked at the drunk and said, "Wanna try it?"
The drunk said, "Sure, just don't hit me too hard with the bat!"

A man was happily walking down the street when he noticed a huge black gorrilla running after him. He was understandably terrified so immediately started running for his life. He ran over hills through rivers down hills across valleys but everytime he looked behind him he saw the huge gorrilla until it got to a point after several hours of running he could no longer go on. He said to himself. I cannot go on any more I am just going to have to let the gorrilla catch me and tired and terrified he stopped running and accepted his fate.The gorrilla got closer and closer until it caught up with the man and said tic.