Gose Jokes

so its bettys first day in school and her mom sais what do u say when a stranger asks you to go to there house my mommy told me not to so i think i dont whant to the mom says good.
so she gose to school comes back a boy asks here to go to his house she sais my mommy told me not to so i think i dont want to please ok so they enter the house. then he sais go up to my room she sais my mommy told me not to so i think i dont want to please ok
she gose up to his room then he tells here to strip herself then lay on the bed she sais my mommy told me not to so i think i dont want to pleas ok then she strips of her cloths and getts on the bed and then he gets on top of betty the perents come in and the perants say get of our sun then betty says my mommy told me not to so i think i dont want to.

One day there were three guys, a blond a black and a brown head. these three guys worked on top of a relly high building. there wifes always packed there lunches for them. they packed them a apple a juice box and a penut butter sand witch. now these three guys got penut butter sandwitches for 2 weeks straight so one day they all made a promise that if they got penut butter sandwithces the next day they would jump and kill them selfs of the building! the next day srue anofe there was a penut butter sandwithce in each lunch box. the brown hair said let there be peace in the world and jumed of the bulding. the black hair one said same here. the blondy said hey it seems to be a trend and i promised so here it gose and he jumped. the next day the boss went to the funarils the boss said why are you cring? brown hairs wife said why did i pack him a penut butter sandwith why?
the boss gose to the black hairs funaril and see the wife crying and the boss said y r u cring? y did i pack him a more...

this kid has the 5 letters of the alphabet for homework. so he gose to his mom who is on the phone and says what is the first letter of the alphabet and she says shut up. Then he gose to his brother who is playing vidio games and he asks what is the second letter os the alphabet and he says yes. Then he gose to his other brother who is watching bat man and he says what is the third letter of the alphabet and he says BATMAN. Then the kid gose to his sister who is on the phone with her boyfriend and he asks what is the fourth letter os the alphabet and she says i love you. then he gose to his father who is in the bathroom and he asks what is the 5th letter os the alphabet and he says IN THE TOILIT! The next day at school the teacher asks him the 1st letter of the alphabet and he says shut up. the teacher says you are going to the principals office and the kid says yes. the principle says what is your name and the kid says batman i love you. the principal asks him where do you live and more...