Governor Jokes / Recent Jokes

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
Replied the governor: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

One night, Jim, the Governor's most trusted assistant, passed away in his sleep. The Governor had relied on Jim for advice on every aspect imagineable. Jim had also been his dearest friend. Feeling such a great loss, the Governor was quite upset to see the office workers were wasting no time seeking Jim's job. "Can they not at least wait until the poor man is buried," muttered the Governor.
At Jim's funeral, one of the eager office workers approached the Governor and asked, "Sir, any chance that I could take Jim's place?"
"Definitely!" replied the Governor. "You'd better hurry though, I believe the undertaker is nearly finished."

Joe, the Governor`s most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended on Joe for advice on every
subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend.

So, it was understandable that the Governor didn`t take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe`s job. "They don`t even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the Governor muttered.

At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the Governor`s side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could
take Joe`s place?"

"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you`d better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So what is it?" asked the governor.

"Judge Taylor has just died and I want to take his place," announced the attorney.

Pleased, the governor replied, "Well, its OK with me if its OK with the Undertaker."

The governor stated that seats for his trial are starting at $59.95 and can be purchased through his office or your local Ticketmaster outlet.

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

In anattempt to increase state revenue, Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle included triplingthe price of elk hunting licenses in his 2010 fiscal plan despite the fact thatthe state has no elk hunting season.
He also proposed increasing the cost ofhunting licenses for Big Foot and the Easter Bunny.