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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence,
but when you get over there you find out it has to be mowed.

By the time you find greener pastures, you're too old to climb the fence.

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green. Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide: Let's look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide. From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

the grass is always greener on the other side, unless of course chuck norris has been there. In that cas, it is probably soaked in blood and tears

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, maybe yours needs a little more tending.