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Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you? ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for' 96. The only Thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. First, he threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window over 200 yards away --ka-boom! Next, he threw another hand grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away--ka-blooey! Then, a car passes going 90 miles an hour-- bulls-eye! Another grenade right into the barely open window." I've got to get this guy," Al says to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So he brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all NFL records for completed passes, accuracy and more...
there was 3 blondes on an airplane one had an apple one had a orange and one had a grenade. the first girl through the apple out and hit a person in the head she started crying the second girl through the orange out and hit someone then they started crying the last girl through the grenade out. the 2 girls were walking to gethere crying and saw a girl laughging and ask why are you laughing and she said because i farted and that building blew up.
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin out and throw it back
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and
throw it back.