Grenade Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You take out the pin and throw it back.
A blonde and a brunet jump off a buliding, who hits the ground first? The brunet, because the blonde has too ask for directions

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back

The sergeant was holding a drill with recruits in grenade throwing.
“Here’s a live grenade. You pull this pin, count one, two, three, ’ and throw the thing. Got it? ”
“Yes, sergeant, ”
“Off we go, men! Johnson, your are the first. ”
The soldier pulled the pin, then yelled: “One, two, lliree. Throwing. Catch it, sergeant! ”

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.