Grenade Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you
take the pin out and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Catch it, pull the pin, and throw it back!

What should you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for' 98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn't find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win. Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away! He threw another grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away! A car passes going 80 miles (120 km) an hour, and he send another grenade right into the barely open window. "I've got to get this guy," Al says to himself, "He has the perfect arm!" So he brings him to the States and teaches him the game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed passes, and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl. The young Bosnian more...