Grenade Jokes / Recent Jokes
this guy was walking on a bridge, found a stick and threw it when he looked down he seen a little girl crying when he went down to ask what was wrong she said someone threw a stick and killed my mom.
the next day that guy went on the bridge, found a rock and threw it when he looked down he seen the little girl crying and went down to ask what was wrong she said someone threw a rock and killed my dad
the next day that guy went to the bridge and he had a grenade with him so he threw it and after the explosion he looked down and seen the little girl laughing hard so he went down to see why she was laughing when he asked her she said my sister farted and blew up the house
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the triggerto release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
A fire official was giving a fire safety seminar to a group of factory employees. Demonstrating the proper way to operate an extinguisher, he told the group, “”Pull the pin like a hand grenade, then depress the trigger to release the foam. ”
Later, he selected a blonde female employee to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. Standing with the extinguisher in her hands, she was so nervous that she forgot to pull the pin.
The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember? ”
In a burst of confidence, she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher into the blaze.
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team for' 99. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window a good 200 yards away - ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers over 100 yards away - ka-blooey! Then a car passes, going around 90 miles per hour - bulls-eye! Right into it.
"I've got to get this guy", Ross said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of more...
(This is from my friend, Mitchell. It was very funny at first when we first heard him say it at lunch, and I figured I would share it.)
Yo Momma's so fat, she ate a grenade and the explosion didn't even make it out!
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at
you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy.... he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget
the recipe.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you see when you more...
Q) What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
A) Take the pin out and throw it back at him.
Q) What if he removes the pin from the grenade.
A) Run before he throws the pin at you.
Q) How do you burn an Irishman's face?
A) Ring him up while he is ironing his clothes? (Hello!)
Brad, these jokes are in good humor, and should not be interpreted to
be in bad taste against the Irish.