Griffin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin expects to be healthy by late April...just in time to help the rest of his teammates clean out their lockers.

1.) You listen to it before you go to sleep 2.) You have you favorite songs in Mp2, Mp3, wav, and midi format 3.) You know the name of the song by hearing the first ten seconds of the song 4.) You tell your friends that Minmei is a bigger pop star then Michael Jackson and your friends point at you and laugh and say "Ha Michael Jackson" 5.) You go to Japan just to buy the Robot Carnival soundtrack 6.) You have all the Sailor Moon CDs 7.) You go to Japan and the only anime soundtrack that you bought is the North American Sailor Moon CD 8.) Somebody asked you if you listen to Smashing Pumpkins and you ask them what anime did they do 9.) You buy a CD player just for those Ranma CDs, love that Doco 10.) You have arguments which female band is sexier Spice Girls, En Vogue, or Doco 11.) You can actually say which member of Doco sounds better (Megumi Hayashibara in my opinion) 12.) J-pop is next on your list 13.) Zip disk and Jaz disks filled with anime music that you downloaded more...

While hosting New Year's Eve in Times Square with Anderson Cooper, comedian Kathy Griffin went on a vulgar tirade, saying to some hecklers, "Screw you. Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth."
The network is considering not having Griffin back. Not because of the vulgarity, but the lack of originality.

Al Jefferson and Blake Griffin both doubt they'll be able to play in the NBA's season opener. Or the playoffs.

Blake Griffin is currently selling $35 baseball caps with the word "Work" embossed across the front. Ironically that's what Clippers employees will be looking for if Griffin doesn't pan out.