Guantanamo Bay Jokes

On Saturday, 14 Saudi Arabians were released from the Guantanamo Bay detention center. "We can't wait to go home," said one. "Although as our wives are not allowed to drive, we have no idea who will pick us up at the airport."

In a 5-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that President Bush overstepped his authority in ordering war crimes trials for Gitmo detainees. Voting with the minority was Justice Clarence Thomas, whose strongly worded dissent ended with, "Dat President sho' do has a hawd job!"

A remote island in the South Pacific has agreed to take several prisoners from Guantanamo. The skipper, the millionaire, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann!

Seventy five detainees at Guantanamo Bay are on a hunger strike. They have sworn to starve themselves to death unless they are allowed to blow themselves up.

Judge ordered Guantanamo detainee freed. Abd al Rahim Abdul Rassak quoted as saying, "I'm going to Disney World... and then I'm going to blow it up."